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Mood –

Liberated

Haiku (5-7-5)–

Sans panties, I’m free,
A new woman I’ve become,
Come meet the new me.

Vocabulary Word of the Day –

Superfluous (adjective): unnecessary; un-called for; wasteful.

Example: Gunnar soon realized the condoms he bought at Walgreen’s were superfluous because Lark was unable to turn him on.

Prologue –

We feel it is necessary to state how inappropriate the word “panties” is. However, for the purpose of this blog, we have decided that the usage of panties is absolutely appropriate.

Inappropriate Occasions to Rock Panties:

1. Gym – The gym is the absolute last place in the world you should be wearing panties. There is only one thing that can come from wearing panties to the gym, and that is pain! While vigorously exercising, the friction created from your panties is absolutely unbearable. Not to mention, the extra perspiration that will be generated as a result of your panty wearing ways.

2. Bed – Do you wear a bra to bed? It’s doubtful that you do. The same idea goes for panties, except their absence is much more important. If you’re going to allow your breasts to roam free in your slumber, than do the same for your cooter. After all, your cooter does much more for you than your breasts will ever do. The one exception to this rule is if you are ONLY wearing panties to bed. Make no mistake about it, panties and pajamas are as wrong as wearing your collar up.

3. Gaucho Pants – C’mon ladies, these are tight and they show everything! They cling to every inch of your body. Wearing panties with these would be superfluous. Allow your body to become one with the gaucho pants.

4. Intercourse – It hardly seems as if an explanation is warranted for this occasion. Wearing panties during sex will do nothing but put a damper on your sexual experience. Full contact, sans panties, allows for each person to reach his or her full potential. However, this rule becomes obsolete when railing in a discrete location or when you’re having a quickie. Discrete locations include the car and semi public to public areas such as the beach or a park. In situations such as these the “pull to the side” technique is highly recommended. This will allow for a quick clean up and easy exit.

5. Medium to Long Skirts – This has to be one of the most liberating experiences any woman can encounter. The cool breeze flowing up your skirt will make you feel like a natural woman. Let your senses reach a new level of awareness, they’ll run wild.

6. White Pants – They’re see through! It doesn’t matter what color of your panty rainbow you pick from, they will be visible through your white pants. As you continue to read, you will notice that we allow panties to be worn if you are on your period. However, just because you are on your period, that hardly makes it appropriate to wear panties with your white pants. You shouldn’t be wearing white pants while you are on your period anyways slapdick!

7. Short Outings – The logic here is simple. When you’re going to the grocery store do you bring your laptop? No. When you’re going to the beach do you bring your snowboard? I didn’t think so. Why? Because these items would be superfluous at those locations. You do not bring something somewhere you have no use for. So why would you put panties on when you’re just going out to run a few errands? You wouldn’t, they’re simply extra baggage.

Appropriate Occasions to Rock Panties:

1. Going Out – This is the most important occasion on which a woman should wear her panties. The reasons for wearing panties when going out at night or when going somewhere a sexual encounter is imminent, seem self explanatory. First of all, panties are paramount because there must be something between you and your cooter to prevent your partner from premature insertion. This way when he takes the initiative to remove your panties you are therefore presented with the perfect opportunity to make sure protection is used. It is also nice to have something comfortable to wear while you engage in foreplay; panties are preferable to jeans while giving dome. Last but not least, panties are fundamental because they provide you with a slight cover up when using the ladies room after sex. Boy shorts are highly recommended, but to each her own.
Warning…Panties do not prevent against pregnancy or the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

2. Jeans – Wearing denim without panties is like using sandpaper if you run out of toilet paper, you do not do it. Enough said.

3. Period – Let’s face it, accidents happen. They happen to the best of us. Don’t think you’re alone. As a result of this injustice being forced upon the women of the world, we will permit panty wearing to take place for one week every month.

4. Road Trips – While sitting in a car for an extended period of time, panty wearing is a must. Imagine, cruising down a long stretch of highway for a number of hours when you reach the gas station. It’s bathroom break time. Picture that instant when you lift your hiney from the car seat. Did you remember to put your panties on today? Because if you didn’t, in that quick moment the warmth you feel is not pleasure, it’s uneasiness. Panties are most certainly not superfluous.

5. Church – God knows everything. Please do not disrespect the big man upstairs by flashing your goods all around. However, this is a tricky situation to deal with because gaucho pants, mid to full length skirts, and white pants must ultimately be excluded from appropriate church wardrobe.

6. Long Days – This goes hand in hand with road trips. If you’re not going to be home for a substantial period of time, just put some damn panties on.

The ball is in your court. You can choose to follow our rules or not. Use your own judgment on whether an occasion warrants panty wearing. It’s all up to you from here, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make her drink. Panty free is the way to be.

Quote of the Day –

“We cannot attribute to fortune or virtue that which is achieved without either.” – Niccolo Machiavelli

In Heart We Trust <3.