Help Us, Help You
Mood –
Haikus (5-7-5)–
Vocabulary Word of the Day –
Hey you...We have a name, we're not blind, and don't thank us.
We cannot for the life of us understand why guys, or girls for the matter, feel the need to call one another generic pet names. The only rational reason for this is involvement in shady behavior. So when a guy calls you by one of these names, it's not because he's sweet or cute. Think about it douche, there are only two explanations. He either forgot your name, or he's dating too many girls at once and calls them all pet names in order to prevent confusion. It's as if he's reciting from a script that reads, Hey insert generic name here, what are your plans for tonight? Or insert generic name here, you look hot tonight. In regards to that last statement, even if a generic name was not used, saying "you look hot tonight" is lame in itself. We all play games with the opposite sex. You are basically calling yourself out when using one of these names. Let's all do one another a favor and eliminate these malicious words from our vocabulary. Trust us, your success in the dating world will increase exponentially.
For those of you who do not know what a generic pet name is, or may be unaware that you are currently using one, we have provided some examples.
In case you were wondering, we can see. Our eyes function properly, they've actually treated us very well throughout the years. So we don't need you to post comments that are blatantly obvious or an attempt at grabbing our attention. On a side note, we know our zodiac signs, which are clearly stated on our pages. We know we were born on April 23rd and December 23rd. This clearly makes us a Taurus and a Capricorn, trust us we haven't forgotten, but thanks for the reminder.
For those of you who do not know what type of comments we are referring to, or are unaware that you have been posting these obnoxious comments, we have provided some examples.
We added you, we obviously know this because myspace told us so when we clicked approve! We know you're thankful, we would be too. However, please don't thank us, or we will delete you and your lame comment. We appreciate the fact that you're grateful, but we believe you are unaware of what your useless comment is doing to our pages. It's just moving good comments off of the page to make room for your insufficient comment. If you don't have anything better to say, then don't say anything at all.
For those of you who are still unaware of the type of comments that really make our skin crawl, twist our tits, rub us the wrong way, and get our juices flowing, we have provided the following examples.
Skin Crawling Comment # 1:
Tit Twisting Comment # 2:
Rubbing Us The Wrong Way Comment # 3:
Get Our Juices Flowing Comment # 4:
Note - This is the ultimate myspace no-no.
If you have left, or are thinking of leaving one of these comments to a fellow myspacer, delete or think again. Everyone's heart will grow for one another if we can just work together and put an end to this plague before we get in too deep.
Thank You & Happy Commenting.
Quote of the Day –
In Heart We Trust <3.
Shady
Haikus (5-7-5)–
Do not call me boo,
Great offense is what I take,
I prefer hottie.
Blinking images,
Hinder my ebullience,
Trash toxxic.net.
Vocabulary Word of the Day –
Boo (verb): show displeasure, as after a performance or speech.
Example – After Merrick gave a hideous performance, the crowd booed him off of the stage.
Hey you...We have a name, we're not blind, and don't thank us.
We cannot for the life of us understand why guys, or girls for the matter, feel the need to call one another generic pet names. The only rational reason for this is involvement in shady behavior. So when a guy calls you by one of these names, it's not because he's sweet or cute. Think about it douche, there are only two explanations. He either forgot your name, or he's dating too many girls at once and calls them all pet names in order to prevent confusion. It's as if he's reciting from a script that reads, Hey insert generic name here, what are your plans for tonight? Or insert generic name here, you look hot tonight. In regards to that last statement, even if a generic name was not used, saying "you look hot tonight" is lame in itself. We all play games with the opposite sex. You are basically calling yourself out when using one of these names. Let's all do one another a favor and eliminate these malicious words from our vocabulary. Trust us, your success in the dating world will increase exponentially.
For those of you who do not know what a generic pet name is, or may be unaware that you are currently using one, we have provided some examples.
Generic names include: hottie, cutie, boo (How is it that a word used to scare someone can double as a pet name? Boo should be reserved strictly for Halloween.), sugar, baby, hun, sweet stuff, babe, love muffin, sexy, gorgeous, sweetie, beautiful, love, etc.
In case you were wondering, we can see. Our eyes function properly, they've actually treated us very well throughout the years. So we don't need you to post comments that are blatantly obvious or an attempt at grabbing our attention. On a side note, we know our zodiac signs, which are clearly stated on our pages. We know we were born on April 23rd and December 23rd. This clearly makes us a Taurus and a Capricorn, trust us we haven't forgotten, but thanks for the reminder.
For those of you who do not know what type of comments we are referring to, or are unaware that you have been posting these obnoxious comments, we have provided some examples.
Obnoxious comments include: blinking, moving, glittered, sparkly, fluorescent, bubbly, fruity, beaming, illuminating, dazzling, glowing, etc. images.
We added you, we obviously know this because myspace told us so when we clicked approve! We know you're thankful, we would be too. However, please don't thank us, or we will delete you and your lame comment. We appreciate the fact that you're grateful, but we believe you are unaware of what your useless comment is doing to our pages. It's just moving good comments off of the page to make room for your insufficient comment. If you don't have anything better to say, then don't say anything at all.
For those of you who are still unaware of the type of comments that really make our skin crawl, twist our tits, rub us the wrong way, and get our juices flowing, we have provided the following examples.
Skin Crawling Comment # 1:
Hey Boo, what's crackin'? I'm gonna be downtown Saturday, so hit me up if you wanna chill.
Catch ya later Hottie.
Tit Twisting Comment # 2:
Rubbing Us The Wrong Way Comment # 3:
Hey Mary! Remember me? Thanks for the add, comment back!
Get Our Juices Flowing Comment # 4:
Note - This is the ultimate myspace no-no.
Hey Sexy. You look hot in your pics.
Thanks for the add Baby. Call me up sometime Gorgeous.
If you have left, or are thinking of leaving one of these comments to a fellow myspacer, delete or think again. Everyone's heart will grow for one another if we can just work together and put an end to this plague before we get in too deep.
Thank You & Happy Commenting.
Quote of the Day –
“Under the tyranny of erotic love he has permanently become while awake what he used to become occasionally while asleep.” – Plato
In Heart We Trust <3.
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